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skin splitter

An erection so hard, your dick splits in two and an even bigger boner is revealed
That hot slut in the turd splitter gave me a total skin splitter...I better split...
by HB November 29, 2004
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kodiak splitter

buy your can of kodiak smokless tobacco, throw a lip in.then while giving your girlfriend anal sex, take your penis out for a moment then take your tobacco and out in her anus, then insert penis again.
i gave my girlfriend a mean kodiak splitter last night
by Big Daddy Splitter March 4, 2011
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Tip Splitter

When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.
Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
by CATFOOODS February 11, 2012
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Atom Splitter

A high velocity dual-angle (two-part/"split") cumshot created by the force of ejaculate around the cum-stuck center of the linear accelerator nozzle (cock-hole), resulting in a double splat of giz, typically on the face and headboard, the hair on both sides of the face, or in both eyes. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also... Adam Splitter.
I narrowly missed a facial, lastnight, when David pulled out and shot an atom splitter... I had to wash BOTH pillow cases!
by dbodude April 12, 2012
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Splinter Cell

One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.

Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.

Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.
Splinter Cell games so far:

Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent

The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.
by aldwardo October 13, 2006
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splinter

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.
"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!
by nilya February 18, 2007
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German Log Splitter

When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!
Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.
by maples123 May 9, 2009
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