Spiritual Breathmint

The rectal administration of an intoxicating drug, usually in the company of close friends or loved ones (not neccessarily administered by someone else as in a gentleman's handshake).

Drugs administered in this way often are more intense in experiance due to it being absorbed more quickly into the bloodstreem.

Yes Targ, that Spiritual Breathmint was an intense blast, only mired by the fact that by inserting only half a pill the jagged edge has caused a minor laceration on my ring.

by TSA May 25, 2005

spiritual opening

Spiritual Opening is When you are spiritually ready to open up your vagina for sex.

"I was spiritual opening myself up for Donald Trump. He grabbed me by the pussy all night"

by Juanito January 22, 2017

Spiritual asmodeus worship

A religion that is closely related to spiritual satanism that believe in a real supernatual being called asmodeus who is all good and is a god of sex and supplier of all the good things in life. The style of all types of asmodeus worship is similar to satanism. Except that the have regular orgies as a rite to worship asmodeus and they use a priestess as a holy prostitute that they buy sex from as a mean to fund there sect.

John is into spiritual asmodeus worship.

by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010

What the spiritual fuck?

As recently pointed out, "what the fuck" has become commonplace and more vigorous language is sometimes needed to express one's deeper feelings. "What the spiritual fuck" uses the key element of all great art in combining apparently disparate elements into one artistic creation. No one can ever hear "what the spiritual fuck" without stoppiing in her/his physical-linguistic-interpersonal-biological-neuropsychological-artistic-spiritual tracks without thinking a bit.. is that guy serious? How does one integrate "spiritual" with 'fuck" ? As any Christian or Muslim can tell you God and Mary did and "What the spiritual fuck!!!" Who would have guess what the outcome might have been?

"What the spiritual fuck?" My third wife left me, my second ex-wife is taking me back to court, I lost my long-haul trucking license, my medical llicense and my capacity to maintain an erection all in the same week... and besides I just realized... I'm not gay after all... what can I ever tell Mom?

by TheAlf October 30, 2010

Spiritual Nakedness

the state of ridding oneself of all racial thoughts, hate, and emotional tension; being open to new thoughts and ideas; open to change.

If it wasn't for spiritual nakedness I would never have agreed to let a jew join us.

by Pat Andrew Thompson October 20, 2009

spiritual blackout

One who's level of spirituality causes temporary loss of consciousness.

Let's get super spiritual and blackout!
He has spiritual blackouts all the time.

by Tattooedteddybear March 14, 2017

spiritual eyesore

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

by thurb January 1, 2021