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Sugar Spelunking

When a Boomer visits a Millennial and the Millennial offers the Boomer coffee, and the Boomer asks for sugar. The Millennial will then be forced to hunt down the sugar in their pantry, a calcified half pound bag inside a baggie inside a Tupperware container stuffed somewhere in the back on the bottom shelf behind the disaster supplies.

This also applies when a Boomer visits you and you try to serve them a bowl of cereal, strawberries, tea, iced tea or grapefruit.
Honey, Bob asked for coffee: I'm going Sugar Spelunking.
by OffHisMeds July 22, 2020
mugGet the Sugar Spelunkingmug.

spelunker

Guy 1: "hey man, I'm thinking about becoming a full-time spelunker."

Guy 2: "How the fuck did you get in my house?"
by Not videogamedunkey November 9, 2022
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Spelunking

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a dump with your legs closed and flushing the toilet after to receive Poseidon’s Kiss.
Sick night dude, Amber and I went spelunking!
by NeverHaveIEverGone4 September 7, 2022
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spelunking

Unlike the legitimate definition, the underground meaning for this term is something along the lines of masturbation while on Xbox.
He was spelunking AGAIN!
by KS Meme Lord February 9, 2021
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Spelunking

The act of licking/sucking ones elbow
Im spelunking my mon
by Spulenker123 February 18, 2021
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asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com
"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."
by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013
mugGet the asshole spelunkingmug.

chunk spelunker

One who engages in anal play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene...
Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...
by JPnEB May 28, 2008
mugGet the chunk spelunkermug.

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