Guy 1: Hey look, it's Jamie, actually is it Kev? Or is it Harry-Norway?
Guy 2: Man, who gives a fuck, it's a spermball nonetheless.
Guy 2: Man, who gives a fuck, it's a spermball nonetheless.
by Golden Glory August 14, 2008
Get the spermball mug.The alter ego of a someone who is employed at the Walmart Vision center. No one really knows the sex of this someone. Some people say Male others say Female. All we know is that this person smells of very strong cologne/perfume, is Indian, is extremely hairy but has the quickness and agility of a superhero. The weakness of this alter ego are women, laziness, stupid video games and most of all Pork.
Fellow 1: Hey I went to the movies with Royce to watch Wanted!!
Fellow 2: Thats real gay..
Fellow 1: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDBLAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fellow 2: um???
Fellow 1: heh heh SpeedBlaze..
Fellow 2: Thats real gay..
Fellow 1: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDBLAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fellow 2: um???
Fellow 1: heh heh SpeedBlaze..
by DuckxFace December 2, 2011
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Speedballer (noun) Most elite of paintball players, breed: different. Able to ruin a little kids paintball party in a matter of seconds. Can dominate the paintball field like a virgin in fortnite.
Carter: “Is that a real speedballer?”
Brandon: “Yeah, that’s Pierson alright. He definitely gets pussy!”
Brandon: “Yeah, that’s Pierson alright. He definitely gets pussy!”
by Pube plucker December 20, 2020
Get the speedballer mug.Mixing either heroin and cocaine or heroin and crack cocaine. Usually injected, but sometimes the cocaine is snorted and the heroin injected.
by TFS January 6, 2006
Get the speedballing mug.When a girl is giving head on her knees whilst the man stands, and she punches the scrotum repeatedly like a boxer punching a speed bag.
Hilary: So last night me and Ryan went out to dinner...
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.
by REad Kobayashi May 27, 2009
Get the speedbagging mug.Heroin and coke mixed together
(NOT heroin and speed, people who say that dont know what the fuck they're talking about)
People like this combination because Heroin generally slows you down and relaxes you while coke speeds things up and makes you hyper so they clash nicely
(NOT heroin and speed, people who say that dont know what the fuck they're talking about)
People like this combination because Heroin generally slows you down and relaxes you while coke speeds things up and makes you hyper so they clash nicely
by Angelica Kirk January 18, 2008
Get the speedballs mug.(v.) To fall on your nuts while on a slippery surface and then slide across the surface while still positioned on your nuts.
(Winter Olympics male figure skating event)
Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!
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Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!
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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H August 30, 2006
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