spastic

Lance Stroll.

"bro no way he went out on the formation lap and then drove into the gravel! He is such a spastic!"

by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025

Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

Spastic

Used to call someone clever

You are a spastic man!

Thanks so much xx

by Paddy Mcpaddy July 11, 2023

Turning the train spastic

When you watched Sonic 2 sound test crash handler and you get so cringed you sing plagiarized the full song and then buy a sega felix the cat plush, TWO, on ebay

Oh god I was turning the train spastic

by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023

stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid

IE maddie looks like a stupid spasticated donkey

by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024

Spastic

A derogatory term used to describe a complete moron/idiot.

Who decided to promote that spastic Russell? He can barely string a sentence together

by Lydia12312 July 13, 2022

Spastic

A derogatory term used to describe a complete moron/idiot.

What genius thought it was a good idea to promote a spastic like Russell, he can barely string a sentence together.

by Lydia12312 July 13, 2022