squelchy snorter

When you have to take a shit and you fart right before the shit sprays all over your ass

Oh man I've got a squelchy snorter

by Datbadasskid June 18, 2016

Old Snort

When something is a really old call.

That meme is a really old snort.

by PandaSpira November 21, 2019

Cum Snorting

When you are about to ejaculate inside the girlfriend but instead pull out and ejaculate into your hand then proceed to snort the cum.

Yo you see my boy Havard he's so strong and full of vigor because of all the cum snorting he does.

by McCheeseSauce June 18, 2023

Captain Sea Snort

After the Man ejaculates onto is tummy, his partner comes in and snorts it off of his chest..

Jane gave Austin a Captain Sea Snort last night

by Naggster June 16, 2009

snartphone

a ghetto smartphone that 'corrects' your words to be misspelled, even though the word was spelled correctly to begin with.

"...you know I'm always up on your Facebook status lol on my 'snartphones' 'ftw'..."
'smartphone' was changed to 'snartphone'
'wtf' was changed to 'ftw'

by sillygirl#001 November 21, 2009

snirty

The leftover, dirty looking snow left on the side of the road after the roads have been cleared.

Snow + dirty = SNIRTY.

"Ew, look at all the snirty."

by Meredita January 9, 2010

southie snort

A deep inhalation, through the nose, at the end of a robustly declarative sentence. Southie is a section of Boston, and this seems to be typical of the area. Sometimes known as the 'Southie Sniff'.

'The Sawx got the Yankees numbah right now. Put in Papelbon and it is a done deal!' (followed by loud sniff through nose, known as southie snort or southie sniff)

by joe3945 August 29, 2011