smooth whyte

A white rapper from St. Louis. He started an orphanage fo all da crack whores on the street. He made a song to try and raise awareness for em called, "what about da crack whores"

Man smooth whyte love em crack whores

by smooth whyte February 23, 2008

smooth move

Doing something that makes you look like an idiot.
The word smooth being used sarcasticly for humor.

"Wow look at the dipshit, he just fell down the stairs."
"Oh look he is walking over here."
"Hey SMOOTH MOVE Clouseau!"

by chas traylor November 19, 2007

smooth talking

The skillful act of twisting yourself out of deep shit and picking up the one and only girl you want.

"Oh my goodness, you're so good at smooth talking!"

by Smoothtalker February 21, 2015

Smooth criminals

The shaved testicles of a man.

Hello! Did you shave your balls?
Who doesn't love a couple of smooth criminals?

by atzza January 17, 2015

smooth jazz

A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises.
Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."

Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume?

Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.

My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."

by Gus February 12, 2005

smooth-osity

desrcribes any person, place, or thing, with cool factor, hip-ness, and/or groove-ability

His trapper-keeper had both cool factor and smooth-osity

by Loseph May 9, 2005

smooth canoe

A fully shaven female crotch.

"I pulled down her panties and she had a smooth canoe."

by Doobinay July 24, 2009