slowboat

A stupid person - a fool - an idiot; someone who is "extremely slow."

"Slowboat" is an extension of the word slow, (like toolbox is an extension of the word tool).

"Josh, you just tried to argue that the world is flat - quit being such a slowboat."

by DarkShadowST September 6, 2018

slow your roll

1. Slow Down. Be Calm.
2. Slow down your game. Stop coming on so strong to a female.

1. "Slow your roll homie, I'm tryin' to relax up in this mutha."
2. "You'd better slow your roll junior player, you'll just get shutdown down out going like that."

by Diego August 20, 2003

slow coach

Person who works, acts or moves slowly.

He is a slow coach, I can't stand working with him. I have to do all the job myself!!!

by Raul_Chaynoo October 3, 2013

Slow as dick

When something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard.

Yo man, your car is slow as dick.

by Gold 123456789 October 27, 2013

Slow Burner

Someone who it takes some time to realize the amazing-ness of. Someone that you become truly passionate for. Also, anything with this quality.

Kate is a total slow burner. At first I didn't think there was much there, but now, good God!

by Alex Hartley October 24, 2008

slow as whale shit

Something that is moving very very slowly

This person serving us food is moving as slow as whale shit

by Eli Sukol December 5, 2007

lookin slow

Not about to happen

Joey: You wanna go to movies today?
Mike: I don't have any money it's lookin slow for me

by prw1999 November 22, 2016