Slow-dance

When you walk into someone on the sidewalk or in the hallway and when you try to get past, they go in the same direction as you. Named because it looks as if the two people are dancing together.

I'm sorry I'm late, but I was caught slow-dancing with some loser in the hallway.

Nothing is more annoying than having to slow-dance with some random guy when you're in a hurry.

by O Remus March 24, 2011

slow your roll

Term used to inform a homie that he's getting outta control and he might want to shut the hell up before he gets beat the hell up.

"Yo dawg, you better slow your roll fool."

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

slow your roll, sparkle

telling a very sped person to shut the fuck up

slow your roll, sparkle

by jackbut77 March 7, 2015

slow beans

Disappointed; not happening

Slow beans for you bud.

by slow beans February 8, 2018

Slow Randy

When you jerk off before, during, and after a shower; along with jerking off during the shower when you go back to clean off the cum from the after-shower jerk.

Ken: "Dude my slow randy lasted three hours today!"
Me: "Bro what the fuck is a slow randy?"

by Dog Ross March 20, 2023

Slow Karl

When your staff is working too slowly and you fill a tube sock with shit and slap them across the face with it.

Pierre was taking his sweet ass time wrapping up his documentation so David hit him with a Slow Karl.

by bossy boss November 7, 2008

Slow Hand

Derived from a song by the Pointer Sisters and Conway Twitty.. meaning To be patient with and give sexual pleasure.. Mostly referring to men
In essence the opposite of "Wham bam thank you ma'am"

"I want a man with a slow hand, I want a lover with an easy touch"

by Chanel B. September 28, 2008