Slow Swimmer

Someone who is not very smart- as in he was the product of one of the slow swimming sperm.

He doesn't understand, he was a slow swimmer or he is a slow swimmer.

by DetroitVince January 10, 2014

slow chat

verb. to chat slowly until the other party (or parties) involved loses interest in chatting.

I'm slow chatting this girl so she'll finally realize that i'm not interested in her.

by cool-squid April 17, 2007

Slow blow

A methodical and extremely pleasurable slow blowjob. Always worth it no matter what the cost.

(From an episode of Blue Mountain State.)

She's crazy and beats me when she's drunk but I got a slow blow so it was worth it.

by Lesgomes November 11, 2010

slow roast

n.

A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.

Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.

v.

We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.

by The Commodore June 22, 2007

Slow Peel

When a male gets up from a sitting or laying position and the scrotum is stuck to one of either thighs and as he stands the scrotum slowly peels away from the thigh.
Hot and sweaty days are known to increase the likelihood of a slow peel.

Adam stood up and slowly shifted his weight to quicken the slow peel of his balls from his thigh.

by StonedHippy April 06, 2010

Slow juice

Slow juice mean that your worse than STUUPID like you actually have no brain

Mom: what 5x5
Son: 97
Mom: you fucking slow juice

by Wp._Shiz December 16, 2019

Slow draking

The act of listening to emotional music that reminds you of that special someone who treated you wrong or rejected you. Referring to the emotional style of the rap artist Drake an includes songs such as "Shut it down" by Drake, "Icebox" by Omarion, or even, "Buzzkill" by Luke Bryan; all song you can "slow drake" to.

"yo what are you up to?"

"just slow draking man, I was in the club lastnight and I saw homegirl. We made eye contact and it just brought back all this pain. I needed to relax."

by Tabor'd May 17, 2013