scuzz

Pl. noun ~ Human related dirt, filth. Dead skin, food residue, stinking clothes/bedding, toe jam, nicotine stains, fag ash, shit stains, klingons, soot from traffic or fires, etc.

Not to be confused with natural dirt, soil, grass stains, etc.

Adj. ~ scuzzy = being covered in, containing, looking like, reminding one of or perpetrating scuzz.

Fucking hell, the scuzz! I've lived in cleaner squats than this place, you scuzzy bastard!

by edjog December 18, 2005

shuzzle

A word simple word that can be said when bored or in pure excitement.

OMG your mom got knocked up by half the block! SHUZZLE!

by OhSnapDogThatsTight November 11, 2006

skuzzified goat

these are people who tend to be skankish in behaviour, yet skuzzy in friend skills. They are usually two-faced bottom dwellers who cling to their cell phones like inbred dormant crackers crumbs, snatching up little tidbits of others lives and trying to mimic them. Skuzzified goats have no authenticity, they are posers and think they are being cute, but in reality, they are being skanks who need to get a grip on reality and start having original thoughts, or any thoughts at all.

I can't believe our friends turned out to be such skuzzified goats, they are such posers!

by lucyploser March 22, 2010

Skuzzy Onion

A Skuzzy Onion is someone who is nasty and a scrub. Skuzzy Onion can be saw as wearing dirty clothes, Smelling like sex (B.O or any bodily fluid/Odor) and someone who does not take care of themselves.

John: Ew, Whats the smell?
Steve: Sorry dude, I didnt shower yet.
John: Dude your such a skuzzy Onion.

Valeria: Wheres Amber?
Ashley: Oh, you mean Skuzzy Onion?
Valeria: How is she a Skuzzy Onion?
Ashley: Because when she slept over my house last night she smelled like pure sex.

by HilariouslySilent February 23, 2011

skizzy wizz

when you go to the bathroom for a piss... you piss everywhere but in the toilet, then flush before you leave to create the illusion of a regular piss.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.

*SKID* OMG! who took a skizzy wizz on the god damn floor!

by Martin Payne February 3, 2008

Skizzim

Someone who is a skeez and sleezy..

"Man why you acting like a skizzim"

by bluemeanie34 February 22, 2009

Skizzlet

More than normal or ordinary skill; Amazing.

Watch this skizzlet {Spins the ball behind his back then shoots it while intoxicated and makes it}.

by Cool Skizzlet March 18, 2009