Skirt 

A traditionally feminine garment. It's a simple tube worn from the waist down that can either be tight-fitting or loose and draped. The length is usually anywhere from mid-thigh to floor-length. Is part of a dress, which is a bodice with the skirt attached. Skirts and dresses are ususally worn for formal occasions today.

Tight skirts can be uncomfortable or difficult to move in, and wide skirts can lead to embarrassing situations if it's windy day and especially if the fabric is too lightweight.

Mini-skirts can be troublesome, since they might expose the underwear and not provide proper coverage for the buttocks and groin.

Still, skirts do provide more freedom from the often uncomfortable confinements of trousers and provide modesty if a woman must relieve herself outdoors.

Women can also wear leggings underneath skirts for warmth and/or modesty, should they feel the need.

Until the Rennaisance, European men often wore a form of skirt, although it doesn't seem likely that they concidered it a skirt.

Nowadays, there's the Polynesian sarong and the Gaelic kilt for men.

If the Victorians could see the mini-skirt, they'd probably be terrified!

Skirt by Lorelili March 3, 2005

skert 

When you dont agree with something that someone says, or if someone says something in which you think is a "joke". This word is also applied when someone says something DAMN WRONG and you feel the need to emphasize the wrongness of it.

steve: deluc be hittin dat?
kendra: SKERRRTT

houck: you love him.
benbaby: uh.. skert.

teacher: today we will be reading pages 1- 130 in our books.
class including all tripple b's: SKERRRRT

skert by Manelly Meyak October 16, 2007

Turtle Skirt 

A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper (vagina)

Is that a turtle skirt you're wearing?
What's a turtle skirt?
A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper.

Turtle Skirt by CBurkey5001 July 19, 2006

Micro Skirt 

a item of clothing which might aswell not be there.

eugh, there is another. fat legs and the micro skirt on her..... typical charva

Micro Skirt by hpfan1 February 27, 2005

skirt 

40's'esque slang for a female, a dame

let's go chase some skirts.

skirt by T-mart February 28, 2005

short skirt 

a piece of clothing, often favored by girls who want to show of some legs. Short skirts range from minis to just up to the knee and can be made out of any fabrics. Short skirts can be worn as part of a business suit.

Scantily-clad chicks may often where super short skirts, often to attract men.

I was at the club the other night, when I saw a pair of girls wearing some tight short skirts. Freaking hot!

short skirt by Arrows November 16, 2007

skirt 

obviously, we all know it's a female garment.

however, if you go to a catholic school or any school with uniforms, you also know that it is a verb.

to SKIRT someone is to come up behind them and pull the back of their skirt up, therefore exposing their buttocks to whoever is behind them.

it sucks to be skirted, but is the best way to get revenge on someone / embaress the hell out of them, though skirting must be done responsibly, because everyone hates those never-ending wars to see who can skirt the most people. (kind of like the circle game)

chick 1: like, oh my god, someone totally skirted me today at lunch and, like, it was right next to the football players' table, and, like, they all saw my bright pink thong! like, traumatizing!
chick 2: at least you HAD underwear on.
chick 1: true.

(chick 1 skirts chick 2, who screams, then a cat fight ensues. they both take their shirts off for some reason and prance around, screaming 'bitch!' at each other, occassionally taking a swing. it's quite arousing.)

skirt by smokin' el September 21, 2005