Simonist

Stemming from a Rule 34 image featuring Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving head from their respective Chippette, a Simonist refers to one who believes that Simon is the Chipmunk Receiving the Best Head. Unfortunately, this is incorrect as Simon is not Receiving the Best Head, and therefore the term has become synonymous with “retard”.

Simonist: “I believe that Simon is receiving the best head.”
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.

by Microwave.io September 19, 2019

Simonitis

(1) The act of converting a formally planned project with approved documentation and structure into something that now resembles the innards of tin of Heinz Spaghetti.

(2) The abililty to write a complete sentence of drivel without punctuation or in any particular order, and send it out to a large audience within ones organisation.

(3) Acute Simonitis is the ability to write such a sentence defined in (2) and then to further produce a second diatribe to a slightly different but equally large audience, with the second diatribe completely at odds with the first.

(a) An example of simonitis in action: "So is was what happen to the next phase before the delivery in effect what is going to be late and no changes, is thats okay ?"

(b) An example of simonitis in action: "As part of the end of project closure for the end of the project, where going to bring the en tyre project team to a rendishun by Crosby Stills and Young and Nash and Young. And Stills."

(c) An example of a previous sufferer of the end result of simonitis: "Are we in agreement about the next phase of the project, or do you want to Simonize that ?"

by frankbones February 10, 2007

Simplicate

Turning something simple into something complicated by over-analyzing or over-working it.

Jerry simplicated a perfectly good peanut butter and jam sandwich by adding honey and bananas to it.

I hate the colour I painted the bedroom, let's simplicate things by tearing down the whole house and rebuilding a new one instead of repainting it.

by Sarah_Clay July 16, 2008

smoling

a mix of smiling and loling at the same time, i like to call it smoling

shaun said to sofie: "Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that t-rexs were only angry and aggressive because their arms were too short to hug one another. MLIA."
sofie was smoling at this

by coolkid2 October 19, 2009

Simplicate

To make something easier.

"Simplicate your life, dump that broad."

by Pastor Travis January 16, 2008

simplicity

Simplicity is a good name for a platypus. see simple

OMG! Sarah's platypus named Simplicity just got hit by a truck!

by Megan May 12, 2004

simonitsch

A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.

I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.

by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007