Siberian Snowblind

A dude masturbates into a container. The container with the cum is then mixed with vodka (tasting optional). The cum-vodka is then tossed into the dude's eyes.

Recommended as a birth control option.

As the meaning of "Siberian Snowblind" dawned on him, Alvie felt relieved that he kept his glasses on. Never again would he agree to sex moves he'd hadn't heard of.

by Deus Sex Machina PH March 12, 2015

Shmerhoff

Shmerhoff - verb - to shmer one's hoff.

I shmerhoffed myself.

Man, he just made me shmerhoff.

by SilverPlatinum April 4, 2019

Siberian

The dominant race, a word used to work the art of finesse. In other words, used to establish how the night is gonna go. Big boolin

Siberian szn baby!!
Who’s getting Siberian
I’m feeling Siberian hungey tonight

by Bigboi27 April 30, 2019

Siberian Cat

cats, but for dog people.

Or people with allergies.

"Boston isn't fat, he's just fluffy. No, seriously, he's a Siberian Cat."

by NekoNinja September 22, 2019

Semeret

The most gorgeous and thicc crackhead. She’s fun and cool to hang around with.

I love to hang out with semeret.

by Olivia45 October 18, 2019

samerr

Samerr is a combination of the words same and here.

Person 1: I cry to joji at 3am every night

Person 2: Samerr

by DingleShmingle December 23, 2019

Siberian Finger Trap

Double teaming a dead body.

..."and that's why I didn't get arrested after the Siberian Finger Trap incident."

by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020