shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."

by fuegotangerine October 6, 2009

shitzin

That you're cool and fun to be around!! You are the bomb!!

John, (life of the party) is making everybody laugh and is definitely the shitzin.

by Pete Freely January 12, 2010

Shnitting

When you are kntting something, while taking a dump.

"Hey man, I was shnitting this sweater for Sara last night!"
" My shnitted sweater is so warm."

by Ossural December 19, 2012

Shitzkrieg

When that extra sauerkraut you ordered for your hotdog decides to invade and blast through your intestines in a rather quick manner. Your asshole will feel like it just had a close-up in the weirdest of weird german porn movies.

Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.

Grandson: Damn krauts shitzkrieged my fucking ass last night...

Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.

by KaiserSJ October 6, 2016

Shnitekreig

The German tradition of boner jousting.

The linger penis had a great advantage in the sport of Shnitekreig.

Asians have a weak Shnitekreig game.

by Wiener jousting November 11, 2017

Shnits

A tiny bit of something, a sliver

Hey, give me a shnits of that pie!

by Samurai Silv June 10, 2018

Shnit

When one sneezes so hard they shit

So I was chillin with Kenny last night and out of nowhere he shnit. It was traumatic for the both of us.

by Naty by Nature May 18, 2019