Shitstory

1. An alternate to "history", a recollection or tale of a past occurence that is obviously made-up.

2. A personal bad history.

Anne: She said she hooked up with FIVE different guys last night!
Liz: That's total shitstory. She's not pretty at all.

OR

Anne: You shouldn't go out with him, he has a shitstory to hit it and quit it.

by estarly March 31, 2010

shitsturber

A person who loves to cause drama just because they love the chaos and doesn't care about how it effects other people involved.

Ugh, don't tell her about me sleeping with him. She's such a shitsturber.

by _Ellia_ April 14, 2011

shitstracted

When you have to poop so badly that you get distracted from whatever you are currently doing to go and shit.

After eating some Chipotle I was trying to tell Jacob about a dashing set of bitties I saw when I got shitstracted and left.

by DaleHowerchuck May 12, 2014

Shitstincts

The increasing need to shit, the closer you get to your home.

Paris really needed a shit when she approached her house, her Shitstincts really kicked in!

Harry was on the bus, when he was almost at his house his Shitstincs knew he was close!

by ashbydelazouch November 24, 2017

Shitsten

One of the best minecraft towns created. very inspiring to new players. you can check it out on zebflux.eu

Yeah it's pretty pog

Man: Yo shitsten is like, the BEST town in Minecraft : Java Edition multiplayer
Woman: Wow, really? I'm gonna check it out.

by stroheiim March 5, 2021

Shitstorically

Based on the shit we have done in the past...here is our opinion.

If you look back shitstorically, its an improvement.

by Nomad23 December 15, 2021

Shinesty

“Soft, hug your balls in all the right places” underwear.

I get the monthly subscription to Shinesty and my balls thank me.

She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.

by Poshladyshay December 28, 2021