Shitlocks

The dreaded ass hairs after taking a wicked shit.

My shit came out so hard and dry it gave my asshair shitlocks.

by snife83 October 19, 2015

shitlock

when your shit gets lock in your asshole

i tried to shit and my shit wouldnt come out so i experienced shitlock

by zavien dewitt October 25, 2016

Shitlocks

Poorly braided dreadlocks that look awful.

Man, did you see his dreadlocks? Moar liek shitlocks, amirite?

by RoundenBrown October 18, 2018

Shotblock

/kɒkblɒk/

a term used for an action, intentional or not, that prevents someone from taking a photo. Such behaviour is often accidental or inadvertent but it is also intentionally done for humour between friends.

"I tried to get a good photo of us all but that guy kept shotblocking us."

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

shitlock

An awful glitch in Super Metroid that happens when you hold X while entering a hatch.

It constantly charges in the cutscene, but when fired it appears uncharged.

"Emulator users have the most problems with shitlocking."

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Shillocker

A person who finds him/herself only interested in homosexual members of the opposite gender.

That girl has tried to hook up with 3 gay guys in the past year, she is such a shillocker.

by fleetfoxxy June 11, 2010

Shitlucked

Having bad luck; no hope for someone.

This project is shitlucked.

by obladee December 9, 2010