sheeit

what niggas say when they realize they fucked up

fugg you nyka you rapd your stebsyster ageen
-sheeit

by Terry millsz June 12, 2013

Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.

"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone

by Bart's Mom March 16, 2011

Sheet Cake

The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.

Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.

Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015

Sheetal

An amazing, funny Indian girl. A little clumsy, but the cute kind. Fiery personality but sweet.

Damn, she cute. She must be a Sheetal.

by Da Illuminati May 16, 2018

Eat unda sheet

Jamaican expression of performing oral sex. Chewsday in the example means Tuesday.

Shane like to eat unda sheet on Chewsday. And likes likes me to clean(blowjob).

by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004

Nicholas Vaughn Sheets

(noun): a man of the gentleman class.

"Wow, he's quite 'Nicholas Vaughn Sheets'!"

by yoursexymother January 18, 2009

Sheeeeesh

A stupid line that appears in all "Late night Sneaker Meet-up" TikToks when the protagonist likes the "fire" shoes.

- We have right here the Earth Kobe Chairs 127s made out of pure synthetic only for 12k elixir
- Sheeeeesh...

by MrRares November 18, 2020