A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.
My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.
by jazryo December 27, 2010
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"Herb, in some accents, can sound similar to "herp", which is a slang shortened version of the word "herpes". A herb section is usually used to refer to a section of the garden where herbs are grown. People often use the word "garden" to refer to their pubic hair. Therefore "herb section" is in reference to the genital area and "herb" is a discreet version of saying "herp". It is a way to not draw attention when speaking on the subject in public.
"Herb, in some accents, can sound similar to "herp", which is a slang shortened version of the word "herpes". A herb section is usually used to refer to a section of the garden where herbs are grown. People often use the word "garden" to refer to their pubic hair. Therefore "herb section" is in reference to the genital area and "herb" is a discreet version of saying "herp". It is a way to not draw attention when speaking on the subject in public.
Bro 1: "Dude I noticed you took a hot girl home from the bar last night! Did you get lucky?"
Bro 2: "Naw dawg, as soon as I took her clothes off I noticed she had a nasty herb section so I pretended to be too nauseous from binge drinking because I didn't wanna hit it."
"I think my boyfriend is cheating. I got a herb section!"
Bro 2: "Naw dawg, as soon as I took her clothes off I noticed she had a nasty herb section so I pretended to be too nauseous from binge drinking because I didn't wanna hit it."
"I think my boyfriend is cheating. I got a herb section!"
by eilan427 August 29, 2019
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One of the most god awful hang outs of insufferable dick heads and autistic retards on the internet. Stupid ass comments are a common sight and arguments by wannabe intellectuals run rampant. You can't even watch a cute puppy video without finding an ugly racial discussion just a few margins down. No matter how benign your comment may be in a YouTube Comment Section, some body will reply with hate. Half of them can't even spell.
I was feeling a bit depressed over the fucked up state of the human condition lately, so to brighten my spirits, I watched a cute puppy vid. I was feeling happy again but then I made the mistake of scrolling down to that filthy YouTube Comment Section. An appalling slue of cyber jerk comments immediately assaulted my eyes. My faith in humanity is all but gone.
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usally a green eye with a blue iris, and mostly found on 10-20 year olds, but is mostly used as a joke to make fun of the fans of jacksepticeye..
usally a green eye with a blue iris, and mostly found on 10-20 year olds, but is mostly used as a joke to make fun of the fans of jacksepticeye..
1: "AHH!! why did you just hit me?? ;-;"
2: "because... I AM THE SEPTIC EYE!!"
1: "man your a total jerk."
2: "MWAHAHAHA" -runs away laughing-
2: "because... I AM THE SEPTIC EYE!!"
1: "man your a total jerk."
2: "MWAHAHAHA" -runs away laughing-
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