Scottish bagpipes 

The 'pipes' layys on his/her back with their legs (arms optional) in the air and sphincter presenting. The 'piper' 'pipes' by kissing licking nibbling etc said presented sphincter whilst simultaneiusly reaching around a leg with one arm to fondle tweak wank etc 'pipes' genitalia. Pipe amazing grace for extra stimulation.

The Devo loved it when his girlfriend played the Scottish bagpipes after his team had won at footy.

Scottish bagpipes by DevoMcbagpipes February 9, 2017

scottish people 

superior to everyone especially English people. we are the best people to exist

person 1:omg I love scottish people
idiot 1: ew nah I hate them
person 1: kys

scottish people by stanlana March 15, 2022

scottish bag pipe 

when your tryin to get some lunch from a girls pussy and she decides to drop a pussy fart in your mouth

Nicky gave one of those curtos the scottish bag pipe

scottish bag pipe by kid from the tree October 28, 2006

Scottish Apple Pie 

The act of farting while kissing/making out with someone. Said fart can be audible or silent, intentional or on accident.

"I can't believe he thought I wouldn't notice that scottish apple pie he gave me at the end of our date"

Scottish Apple Pie by Twosday April 29, 2010

Scottish hello 

A way of greeting a good friend, whereby you put a hand on their shoulder, then shout 'Give us a kiss!' and headbutt them. Bonus points are awarded if completed without spilling your drink.

"Ow, Mac just gave me a Scottish hello. He nearly broke my nose."

Scottish hello by Greg April 26, 2005

Scottish Goodbye 

Similar to the "Irish Goodbye", but distinctively Scottish wherein instead of simply disappearing without saying farewell, you actually play psychological warfare with your enemies and tell them you’re coming so they wait on you when you clearly had no intention of showing up.

Cody told Brandon he'd meet him at the hotel bar in 20 minutes.
Cody leaves to the airport.
Cody pulled a Scottish Goodbye on Brandon.
Get rekt Brandon.

Scottish Goodbye by CamrenLuvsVulva July 17, 2019

Scottish Hammock 

A sex position involving at least two men but three people all together. Similar to "Eiffel Tower" but upside down, one person is performing fellatio on one man and participating in coitus with another, but is facing upwards with their back to the ground while held between two men. Thus a hammock is formed as the person in the middle swings like a hammock between the two men.

It is quite popular in Scotland.

dude 1: hey dude, what did you do last night?

dude 2: nothing much, i just Scottish Hammocked last night and it was a-MAZE-ing!

dude 1: better than the Yasko Climb?

dude 2: never dude. never.

Scottish Hammock by quofemaster August 26, 2009