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Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would unable to score in virtually any given situation that an average person would be able to score in. Non-Scorers do not necessarily have to be virgins, but it is very likely that they are. Many believe that the term "Non-Scorer" is latin for "socially inept individuals, devoid of good lucks or charming personalities, which causes them to miss out on potential sexual encounters." This has never been confirmed, however.
An average Joe walks into a bar. The average Joe has the potential to score with a chick from the bar. A Non-Scorer does not, unless the situation is such that even a Non-Scorer has a chance (such as the Non-Scorer winning the lottery and the bar being full of hookers).

"No, loser, we can't go on a date. I can sense that you are a Non-Scorer, and thus, sex must always elude you."
by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 26, 2008
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You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
by The Bazman June 19, 2007
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heat score

the police are often referred to as heat, some people call it "bringing the heat" to be noticed by police. This phrase is usually used in a drug deal situation, and someone who is considered a heaty or heat score is an undesirable customer. Also used to describe situations where you are attempting to avoid detection in your dealings, and a police/authority figure gets close...this is a heat score
"keep those dollas down, that's a heat score"
by shanu May 30, 2005
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martin scorsese

Arguably one of the best directors alive today. Who happens to be good friends with Leonardo dicaprio and Robert Deniro.
Martin scorsese, is the most underated directors out there.
by onemic September 7, 2006
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score daddy

I just got some nose candy from score daddy.

OMG. My mom just waved at score daddy in the mall.
by Swallowed Quarters April 1, 2008
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Scorked

A term used to describe a time when your friends remove all your bikes from your apartment when you are gone all weekend for a NASCAR race and leave a note in a Dracula stuffed animal hung from your living room chandlier with the phrase "You've been Scorked."
"I just sent an email to 200+ people saying my bikes are stole, called the cops, gave a statement, and had my place figerprinted. I just got owned."

"No, you just got scorked."
by Dclan January 23, 2009
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smorged

this can be used to replace inferior words such as owned, pwned and battered
I smorged gaz on COD yesterday lols
by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010
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