Schlab

A big ass dick

Girl: you ain't ready
Boy: UOENO I got that schlab

by Yonappypappy July 21, 2017

schaber

Verb. To suck seminal fluid from the anus of a single person, of the same sex, using a common household drinking straw.

Dude, hurry up and schaber me before your man juice leaks out and stains the bed.

by rstanley September 12, 2008

schwab

the most amazing person you'll ever meet. a schwab is typically a hilarious and kind-hearted person.

"Shes a sweetheart, that schwab!"

by omganonymousname December 23, 2008

schwabble

ball sweat

I need to take off my pants so this schwabble can dry.

by poppycock56 June 20, 2011

schwab

When you chew two foods at the same time by taking a bite of an entree with a bite of the side. I.e. a hamburger and French fries, a hot dog and macaroni salad, steak and mashed potatoes, or oatmeal and toast.

"I ate schwab on the fourth of July."
"This is really good schwab."
"My favorite schwab is a grilled cheese and bean with bacon soup."

by missgosohard August 23, 2014

Schnabble

The act of giving oral pleasure to a woman. Eating out if you will.

Did you schnabble on her pussy?

by monsterdj January 21, 2010

habble schwabble

when you put your balls in someones eyes upside down and make them lick your dick at the same time.

Yeah if you fall asleep first, im gonna habble schwabble yo fat nigga ass.

by lil squat January 22, 2009