softa man

a alcoholic fluid used in warfare as a weapon of torture. In the 1989 Geneva conventions, it was banned due to unnecessary pain. Many have died of softa man. It should be reported whenever spotted

softa man strikes again nigga

by Mcsmartass March 9, 2020

Mr. Softee

The male penis when soft and flaccid.

Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.

She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

softball

Softball is the best female sport there is! It's where the prettiest and hottest girls play and the perfect girlfriends for baseball players. if you don't have a softball player as a girlfriend you're messing up right now.

Dang I need a softball girlfriend

by ryan mendoza October 20, 2013

soft servin

To have sex while one's penis is flaccid. Often times one will end up "soft servin" some girl after a night of libations and devil dancin.

Guy: How'd you like that shit I served up to you last night, girl? Good, innit?

Girl: Man fuck you, you were soft servin me for like an hour and a half, and then you passed out on top me.

by snomanZP July 30, 2008

Suck me soft

When you are getting head and she sucks you so long your penis isn't hard anymore

Julie gave me head for so long, she suck me soft, bruh.

by Sup fam April 22, 2015

Softcock

1.Piker, someone who doesn't want to party hard or party at all, one with no guts or balls.

Dude, it's only 3.00 am and you want to leave?, what a softcock!.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Soft girl szn

A spring time apparel style. These girls also must be softies not e-girls allowed!!

I cant wait for soft girl szn to see what everyone dresses like!

by Laurtuc April 13, 2019