smoochie

a treesh or baddie

She a smoochie, she has a lot of bodies!

Ima smoochie like you cannot change me

by whatyousaidmuddy May 17, 2022

smooth sailing

easy going, an unbumpy ride into the future.

"I've finally got that out of the way". "Well, now it's smooth sailing from here"

by shortanstuff February 6, 2009

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012

smoogle

a word that is said to reduce the awkwardness of an awkward silence.

Clara- OMG I hate that kid Robby...
Robby- Hey, I'm right here!
Clara- Smoogle.

by smoooogleR November 29, 2010

Smoosh Smoosh

Snooki's (Nicole Polizzi) term for a casual sexual encounter, occuring on Jersey Shore. Used in the South Park Episode "New Jersey", in which the Snooki monster can only verbalize the words "smoosh smoosh".

Snooki monster: "Snooki want Smoosh Smoosh!"
Kyle Broflovski: "You're gonna have to go somewhere else to get your smoosh smoosh Snooki!"
Snooki monster: "Awww..."

by veghead95 October 18, 2010

Cha Cha Real Smooth

To accomplish a task in a sleek manner.

Guy: *slips number into girls back pocket*

Also Guy: cha cha real smooth

by Definer Andy May 20, 2019

Smoocharoo

A combination of the verb to smooch (to cuddle, kiss a little and perhaps even go as far as getting to 2nd base) and the last part of the word for the animal Kangaroo (Weird, furry, jumping animal, native to Australia. Often regarded as cuddly, soft and sweat which is actually a misconception as the bastards will kick the shit outta ya if you get too close. They also make great bbq meat. But that aside.)

You give your loved one a smoocharoo when you want to keep the end of your conversation short. Rather than getting into the whole 'I want to kiss you allover, hold you real tight, I'll miss you so much, You hang up first, No YOU hang up first; you just say: 'Smoocharoo, babe.'

Guy: 'Sorry girl but I gots to go'
Girl: 'Please don't go! I miss you already!'
guy: 'Big smoochafuckinroo shorty.'
girl: '... Smoocharoo baby!'

(Guy hangs up phone or walks away leaving girl with fantasy resulting in shiver down spine.)

by Dee_tox December 27, 2008