simple plan

One of the worst bands in the fuckin world, this piece of shit is considered the greatest band on the planet by stupid emo kids, who listen to good charlotte, mcr, the offspring, and the rest of that pop punk shit, fuck simple plan, they think there lives are the worst in the world!!! HA HA HA HA HAHAHA HHA HA HA!!!

Simple plan are the biggest fags on this planet, I hope they get AIDS

by I hate chavs December 28, 2005

simple plan

Simple Plan (Whinging gits) Should be renamed to Simpletons or Simply Painful. My message to them, boo hoo fellas, no really, I mean it. I can't imagine what it must be like growing up as a teenager with parents, in a house, with meals provided and no doubt all the little luxuries that are expected...wait....hang on a minute! Wasn't I a teenager once? By Zuess's beard I think I was! In fact, I'd go so far as to say that everyone has been a teenager at some point in their lives! If you think being a teenager is tough and no-one understands you then I can't wait for you to experience the real world! Wake up to yourselves ya bunch of spanners, appreciate everything you have got. The world ain't gonna come to you, you gotta get involved with it so STOP BLOODY CRYING!!! Sheesh! I just want to slap you all and poke you in the eye.

Simple Plan - Untitled - (How Could This Happen To Me?) Uh, guys, just cos the title is in brackets doesn't mean it's not a title! Stop trying to be clever...you're not! Goose!

by Lenny The Brave December 28, 2005

Simple Plan

While the music itself is not too terrible, the songs are always about how much their life sucks or how much they hate themselves and wish they could die.

Quit trying to be emo and make some meaningful music for once, idiots.

Simple Plan: My life sucks!! WAAHH!! But I got tons of money!! WAAHH!! I can't sing!! And my girlfriend dumped me!! It's all my fault!! WAAHH!! I WISH I COULD DIE!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!

by SomeBadJoke September 6, 2006

simple plan

The 'band' that makes me envy deaf people. I'm getting sick and tired of hearing their endless whining about how horrible their lives are (they should do everyone a favor and end them now).
If you put simple plan down, their prepubecent fans often say things like "get a life", often followed by a "talk to the hand because the face isn't listening" while flaunting their homosexuality.

Me: What the hell??! My ears are bleeding!!! This is terrible! What is this shit!?

Deaf Person: What?

Simple Plan Fan: Gawd! It's Simple Plan! Get a life!

by HandOvDooM June 6, 2006

Simple Syrup

A gender-fluid person who sponsors someone else's lifestyle. A gender-fluid sugar provider. Synonymous with sugar daddy but for someone who identifies as gender fluid.

Did you know that Jamie is Frankie's simple syrup? Jamie pays for everything!

by EllyIsSmelly April 12, 2019

Simple Steve

Doesn't care about much and is very selfish, will borrow money and never pay it back. Usually short in stature and never works out.

I loaned John $100.00, but ill never get it back because he's a Simple Steve.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 10, 2020

Simple Plan

No talent jokes from Quebec, who (along with Good Charlotte, Panic! At The Dico and Fall Out Boy) are destroying punk music, cause somewhere along the line Simple Plan became punk and mainstream music buried true punk like Bad Religion, Sex Pistols and so forth. Mainly listened to by wannabe punks who don't know anything about Bad Religion.

Fag: I like punk music.
Me: Oh, so do you like Bad Religion or The Misfits?
Fag: Who? I'm talking about Punk...like Simple Plan. Who ever your talking about can't be punk, I've never heard of them.
Me: *Punch*

Seriously based on true events

by Deadman Music Scene April 23, 2006