crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

by The Black Plague October 26, 2017

Horse Semen

A gunky substance that tastes of porridge

Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day

Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022

semen demon

one who is a bandit of man juice and uses it for the purpose of dark and sinister purposes

watch out for the semen demon (aka geoff critzer) he shall rob your clean sheets

by semen demon and frank the tank November 11, 2003

Semen Sunrise

When a woman is asleep, you blow your baby batter in her hand. Then you wake her up by tickling her face. When she goes to scratch her "itch", she gets your special sauce all in her face.

Lindsay was asleep on the couch when Nate came up and gave her a Semen Sunrise.

by Shartz December 28, 2007

semantophile

A person who, in an attempt to be righteous, cannot hold a regular conversation due to his or her undying need to argue the semantics of the second person's speech

(Victoria is the semantophile in the following conversation)

Elie: I can't stand when people argue semantics.

Victoria: But if by "argue" you mean they take a stand against what might be a culturally accepted term for you, then technically you're not looking at their point of view.

Elie: But you're missing the point...

Victoria: If "the point" is open to interpretation then one can never so-called "miss" it.

Elie: Oh god...

by L-Dub Elie March 6, 2009

semester friend

Someone you hang out with for one, but up to two, semesters during college/university. After that, they drop off the face of the planet and/or make no effort to interact with you.

This state of "friendship" is further exacerbated if they're hostile or indifferent when you attempt contact with them.

Sam was just a semester friend. We hung out during Fall of 2008 and Spring of 2009, but now she never talks to me anymore.

by jaynahc April 22, 2011

Semen-Boarding

When A LOT of semen is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning in semen.

-"Hey masturbate into this cup for me"

--"WTF? Why?"

-"For America."

--"What?"

-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"

by Honestly, I'm batman. August 6, 2011