Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010

Jessica Simpson

Hot as hell but dumb as fuck!

The two extremes.

by Luka June 21, 2004

oj simpson

A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in DNA.

Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."

by CJDUB January 30, 2008

The Simpsons

A hilarious television show on FOX @ 5:00 PM and 5:30 PM.

Did you see The Simpsons yesterday?

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

Simpsons

sons of simps

that simp got married and had simpsons

by this is a human boy April 9, 2020

O.J. Simpsoned

To stab or cut a person with a knife.

Did you here about that knife fight down the street? Yea that gang member really got O.J. Simpsoned. He must have been O.J. Simpsoned at least 5 times but he'll be alright.

by JoeyJoejo November 15, 2009

Jessica Simpson

Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.

I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006