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Intelligent Retard

An otherwise smart person who acts like a complete retard for unknown reasons. The intelligent retard usually lurks in universities wasting other people's time by making stupid or irrelevant comments repeatedly in order to (a) hear the sound of their own voice, (b) sound smart, or (c) make a retarded contribution to a coversation. They also have been known to repeat other peoples concise comments in a round-about twenty minute long narrative. There is no escape from the intelligent retard once they get going. Ignoring or shunning only has moderate success. Usually, you have to let their verbal diarrhea run it's course.
Teacher: Today we will be discussing ethical standards of practice

Intelligent Retard: (interrupts) I've read that according to the CPA guidelines................... (twenty minutes later)... so that's what I feel is correct.

Random Student: What an intelligent retard!
by Ann8424 July 19, 2010
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Retard Rub

When someone is trying to say you are being stupid but politely by just rubbing your arm or shoulder or head.
" Im not being stupid, don't you Retard Rub me!!!"
by crazybirdlover September 6, 2009
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retard jones

a downright stupid and worthless being that usually wear (but are not limited to) velcro shoes and can't think for themselves and speak in a foreign tung .
hey retard jones what you lookin at i ain't got no porkchop sandwiches for you.
by kalisz June 14, 2010
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Premeditated Retardation

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.
Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.
by Psycho-J November 23, 2004
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Phil Reardon

Orignial Singer for FFTL
Now in band 'The New Tragic'
"Dude who's better Sonny or that other guy?"
"Who Phil Reardon?"
"Yeah Him"
by Skywalker Girl August 22, 2006
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Sentimental Retardation

The need to keep tons of things for "sentimental" reasons. The inability to get rid of anything. Usually involves the need to rent storage lockers, because every room in the house and basement is already filled with sentimental knick-knacks and memorabilia.
When Jane moved out of her house, she needed to rent 3 storage lockers to store all of the things she couldn't part with. She suffered from Sentimental Retardation.
by jcbailaz October 30, 2011
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