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Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.
Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021
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release dat

When you're too impatient for the release you don't even finish
by Kinn Notap January 28, 2016
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Release the Drone

A phrase spoken by Charles Stiles in an episode of "Mystery Diners", a show lauded by acclaimed critic Ralph Sepe.
by j@mbo February 10, 2021
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released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015
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double release

When you masturbate on the toilet and empty your bowel the same time as ejaculation.
Dave has a sh!t and wank to double release
by pukey pants head December 4, 2013
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release the plummet

Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.
While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".
by Cornbang March 23, 2016
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chicken-release

A situational episode when one must check and release others' works, while also dreaming of succulent fried chicken pieces, which may be in the form of nuggets, pieces, spare-ribs, wings, drumsticks, and/or any combination of the aforementioned.
Can you please chicken-release for me! (meaning someone said KFC, but you must check this for me)
by Thardman007 February 23, 2023
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