rest-ur-rant

stop ranting
how mandem talk
how to tell a wasteman to shut up

ayo rest-ur-rant bruv stop waffling g

by wastemandunnoout May 8, 2021

/rant

Pronounced "end rant." Reminiscent of various programming-esque chat-specific commands. Used when you've written a long rant and need some mental closure to assure yourself that you have indeed finished your rant, so that you can move on. Also serves as a signal to the reader that 1) the above text was in fact a rant and, therefore, has an underlying message that should be divorced from the passion and emotion that inevitably gave said text a mildly offensive or belligerent tinge; and 2) (especially during a lengthy back-and-forth) you do not intend to respond to any additional replies with a similarly equally long rant, because you've said your piece.

Less emotional versions could include "/end" or "/fin," especially for serving purpose 2).

The spelling "\rant" is erroneous.

insert rant

insert more rant

hm...I thought that was all I had to say but here's one last ranting thought

/rant

by weirdalsuperfan May 10, 2021

Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.

Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.

by dalegato June 15, 2011

HDMI rant

The ability to talk about a subject long after the audience has moved on and/or lost interest.

I was in-tuned for a minute or two but he just went on an HDMI rant!

by Ntlane2004 May 24, 2023

Rant rant

This means that something stinks, has a foul oder or that it's rinkey dink or disorganized.

I went to the Walgreens on church st and it was rant rant, or I walked passed this lady and she smelt like rant rant

by Kiara strayhorn February 11, 2023

self-rant

When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself

Bro I couldn't sleep last night because I was mad at myself so I started to self-rant

by fuckinghatemylife January 16, 2024

Coke rant

A rant under the influence of cocaine

Person 1: Did you see Nicki's new tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch was definitely on a coke rant.

by hotmilf12345 December 5, 2023