moustache rodeo

1.The act of performing cunnilingus on a female, preferably under a deuce and a half (to avoid suffocation), as she sits on the males face and waves her right arm in a circle and screams "Whoooo, doggy!" like roping cattle in a rodeo.
2. The second album from the band Hoodwinked.

In preparation for the moustache rodeo she shaved her hairy snatch so I didn't have to pick pubes out of my teeth.

by Leon Phelps July 18, 2003

Rodeo cold

Rodeo cold is the temperate of a beer if you put it in the ice chest at the beginning of the day, allowing the ice to melt all day while the rodeo is ongoing, and then enjoy the beverage at the conclusion of the rodeo, after all the ice has long turned into water. It is approximately 3 to 5 degrees degrees above the ambient air temperature.

This beer isn't cold, but at least it's "rodeo cold".

by Farmer B August 6, 2013

True Rodeo

When having sex doggystyle, you whisper your girls' sisters' name in her ear and see if you can stay in for 8 seconds.

"Beth gave Johnnie a true rodeo last night, he whispered her sisters name while he was blowin' her back out"

by Chuck Dizzle from Newfizzle January 14, 2010

Cat rodeo

A farcical assemblage of bureaucrats who cannot accomplish anything because they fail to connect and communicate with one another effectively. If you can imagine a traditional rodeo with cats instead of bulls and horses and with miniature riders of whatever sort suits your fancy, what would happen? Cats would be in various areas of the arena preening themselves, fighting or playing with each other, or getting distracted by shiny and moving objects; and since no riders would succeed in mounting the cats, the contest would never start or end.

Use this word to describe corporate meetings and initiatives that go nowhere.

That three-hour synergy meeting was a real cat rodeo.

by Catmom January 10, 2015

ass rodeo

Action in which one person bites the buttocks of another person for as long as they can. This is typically a party game in which someone yells "ass rodeo!" and goes after someone.

That bruise is from last night when Barrie busted out some ass rodeo.

by ap08 March 8, 2008

new mexico rodeo

When a girl sits on a guys chest and takes a shit on his chest while giving him a handjob...The guy will try to buck her off and she holds on like riding a bronco at a rodeo

Tom was pissed when Susan gave him a new mexico rodeo without his approval.

by John Trident September 7, 2006

Rodeez

A random funny male, at times could be absent-minded and forgetful. Hates to be wrong. But fun to be around, usually found with Sedrick. Has a big dick and loves to please women, including eating pussy. Also known as Deez Nutz

That dude Rodeez is a freak, he had my thighs wrapped tight around his neck, I couldn't even try to walk afterwards.

Rodeez forgot to bring his homework again, i bet he just didnt do it.

by MikeyMoore April 12, 2009