Quantum of sales

To show the incremental slope of sales growth by using the arm as a symbol

We have to give more discounts and double down on our ad spend to maintain the quantum of sales.

by Davingi April 10, 2018

Quantum Fisting

Same theory as Schroeder's Cat, if you're blindfolded and fisting. You do not know whether you are fisting a vagina or a rectum until you remove the blindfold.

Have you heard of Schroedinger's Cat?

No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.

by Quantosexual December 7, 2018

Quantum flirting

When the flirter is both serious and joking until asked.

Robby asked if I wanted to go to his place after studying. When I asked if he was serious, he laughed and said it was a joke, but he was obviously DTF. He’s always quantum flirting with me like I don’t know what’s going on.

by NarcolepticSniper April 27, 2019

Quantum Loop

When you twist your penis in between your legs and stick it in your butthole. Self anal sex.

"Is he giving himself the quantum loop?"
"Why yes he is, you should try it sometime."

by Call_8304765664 December 12, 2019

Quantum Joke

A joke relating to Quantum Physics and the concept of a joke about Quantum Physics that repeats every cycle of the joke in a loop. The joke itself can be found inside the popular game, Undertale.

So I opened the Quantum Physics book and there, unbelievably, I found another book. This book, however, was a joke book about Quantum Jokes. After flipping that book open I swear to you, there was yet another Quantum Physics book. I don't even know how the books got in each other in the first place. That whole situation turned out to be a real mindfuck.

by Nihils June 14, 2020

quantum mechanics

iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)

(This is how the average conversation about quantum mechanics generally goes:)

Person 1: Omg like literally iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Right! Lmao it's just ∂Ψ(x,t)=Ae^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 1: Exactly! And iℏ⋅(∂Ψ(x,t))/(∂t)=iℏ⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂t)=ℏωAe^(i(kx-ωt))
Person 2: Hahaha! -ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Yeah and it's like -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 2: Bro I was thinking the same thing, as soon as she walked in my mind just went (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m⋅Ae^(i(kx-ωt))= -(ikℏ^2)/2m⋅(∂Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ψ(x,t))/(∂x^2)=-ℏ^2/2m⋅(∂^2Ae^(i(kx-ωt)))/(∂x^2)
Person 1: Pfffftttt!!! (ℏ^2⋅k^2)/2m=ℏω
Person 2: Lol yeah man, great shit right there... So anyway, how's Jack?

by wugugugug May 6, 2021

Quantum Identification System

Quantum Identification System, also referred as Technoquantum Identification System, Quantum ID, Technoquantum ID, QID or TQID is a hypothetical and proposed identification system, that used of the ideas of quantumism and technoquantumism in order to create an ID system based on both, it seeks to develop technologies based on quantumism and on technoquantumism in order to realize so, such as advanced technoquantum implants able to adapt itself on the quantum body and/or to the technoquantum system of the person and able to identity the person by distance or even the development of means in order to put identifications on the quantum body or to the technoquantum system of the person in order to identity the person wherever he is. Quantum identification system is still hypothetical and still have a lot for be theorized and developed and it might replace human microchips in the future such as replace classical transhumanist implants together with technoquantum body system and quantum body.

“The Quantum Identification System is an amazing idea, despite it might take a lot of time to be developed, together with the technoquantum body system that might be good for replace classical transhumanism and human microchips in the future.”

by Full Monteirism June 12, 2021