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procrastabang

Yesterday I procrastabanged and didn't start my homework until midnight.
by jessmus October 17, 2012
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Procrastasex

Procrastinating, or putting off important tasks and activities, in order to have sex.
"I was so horny and lazy, I had procrastasex with my girlfriend instead of doing homework."

"Ugh, I don't feel like doing this project, I might as well have procrastasex."
by HelloINeedSomeCoughDrops May 17, 2012
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procrastefficiency

the ability to optimize your procrastination, by putting things off to times that allow you to do several things at once
I really need carpet shampoo to clean the cat poop, but it's much better procrastefficiency to get it when I meet my girlfriend at the mall tomorrow.
by groovalisciousful September 3, 2012
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Procrastapacker

Someone who packs at the last minute before a trip.
Ashley is such a procrastapacker we almost missed our flight because she wasnt finished packing.
by Heirobruken September 25, 2013
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procrastabation

The act of masturbation in order to delay having to do a boring task
I need to do my homework....
gonna do some procrastabation instead
by LifeofRiley97 October 14, 2013
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procrasdeception

Procrastinating on so many levels that you decieve your self about the actual task that needs to be accomplished.
ex: I am procrastinating on watching Netflix by checking Facebook. Oh wait, I was really supposed to be doing college applications. Procrasdeception.
by duncmeister January 3, 2014
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procraftinate

the act of playing Minecraft instead of doing something you're suppose to do
I was gonna visit my girlfriend but then I procraftinated.
by Adamkazam May 23, 2014
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