Propagantastic

When a piece of propaganda is so amazingly hilarious, that it even makes manic depressants laugh.

"Man did you see any of those anti-communist films from the Cold War? They're propagantastic!"

by Tehtrekd July 15, 2014

Profanic

As in a fowl word that cannot be used around your future mother-in-law to describe really awesome and or horrible scenarios. Can be a verb, noun or adjetive. It's just that effing awesome.

'I almost posted an FB status about how awesome the band was that we just saw but then remembered that I am friends with your mom, and sister and my boss, and her boss, so I decided to not use that profanic language to save face!'

by Misserin July 28, 2014

Protagonitis

A condition where your favorite character is always the main character, no matter how annoying and unattractive.

If Bella Swan is your favorite character in Twilight, you're obviously suffering from a major case of protagonitis.

by Dulce et Utile August 7, 2015

Profapstination

Procrastination which involves masturbation in it. (Regardless of the number of times it's done)

Tim: I get hungry everytime after I do profapstination.
Mike: Everyone does.

by kt11000 August 22, 2016

Profaffinating

The art or skill of professionally waisting time.

Chiefly UK English.

An amalgamation of pro + faff

Somewhat akin to procrastinating, instead of thinking it would relate to waisting time.

For example. When leaving your house, then returning to collect your phone, then leaving again to return to pick up an umbrella.

Sorry we're late we were profaffinating.

Yesterday i profaffinated for so long i missed the last bus.

You deserve a gold medal for time spent profaffinating

by bobadigilatis November 19, 2018

profanitized

when something innocent becomes filled with profanity

Why has this song been profanitized?

by noturaveragevtownhicklolz October 18, 2019

Protagonitis

An unfortunate condition where a person in real life has characteristics not unlike the ones a protagonist in a wish-fulfillment story would have. The symptoms of someone with Protagonitis are as follows: has a dark traumatic past, has a secret power that nobody knows about, is given some special power or talent, has a ridiculous amount of luck, and is extremely attractive to many members of the opposite sex for no apparent reason.

"If anyone you know has Protagonitis, please seek help in the form of a doctor or an editor."

by Bentoboxing December 2, 2019