pedophilia

A sickness in which an adult is sexually attracted to children. Some of these people clamor for "rights" and even offer the twisted idea that we are denying children their rights by classifying pedophilia as what it is.

Pedo: "we are not child molesters! some of us have respectable jobs and make a lot of money! even if we did abuse children, who are you to deny their right to be abused?!"

Human: "Canada Street said somethin' about pedophilia....he said when he has kids, he might just put you to sleep like the rabid dog you are."

by Canada Street's in the bldg. December 13, 2006

pedaphile

Lover of feet

Jill looked up pictures of bare feet all day because she was a pedaphile.

by babablu May 12, 2015

pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to a child, or children under the age of which is legal in the country.

John was searching for little children by the school to abduct; what a pedophile.

by Kuriin April 30, 2003

pedophile laugh

when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))

"i read your text last night at 3am and my pedophile laugh came out"

by minpin rico May 24, 2015

Pedophile High

When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana

You need to watch what you're smoking , you don't want to get Pedophile High.....

by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022

Predaphile

A term made popular by the Predator Catching group D.A.P

(Dads Against Predators) the term predaphile combines both the words "predator" and "pedophile", and is used to describe sexual predators (term is applied to females as well as males) who seek out and prey on underage minors

D.A.P : ok predaphile, what's going to happen next is whenever you're ready, give me a thumbs up, and then next, I'm gonna yell at the top of my lungs "Excuse me everybody, this man is here to meet a 13-year-old boy for sex off the app grinder" and we're going to follow you out to your car, film your license plate, document you driving off safely, and then turn all the evidence into law enforcement and detectives. So whenever you're ready predaphile, just shoot me the thumbs up, and we'll get this shit poppin".

by 🌴Koopa High🌴 June 16, 2023

tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014