choir practice

taking a very painful shit that makes you scream in pain, most likely from eating a lot of taco bell.

laine: why is he screaming in there?
tricia: probably choir practice.
laine: oh yeah.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

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batting practice

beer pong

batting practice tonight after work?

dude i'm down

by diddydumdiddydo July 31, 2009

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kingwood practice

something satan uses to punish mass murderers and criminals

i had kingwood practice today... fml

by todom23 September 16, 2009

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morning practice

When you get up early to practice eating out that pussy.

Hey yo I have have this girl coming over tomorrow I should get in my morning practice so I'm ready.

by Ripm8123 December 11, 2016

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Swim practice is where your coach constantly yells at you to go faster when you are already at your limit, You can't see on backstroke because of the blinding sun, you hit hands with people on freestyle and butterfly, you practically go no-where in breaststroke... picture that holding your breath.

Leah: "wanna hang out today?"

Me: "sorry I have swim practice"

Leah: "what about tomorrow?"

Me: "sorry boo I still gotta go to practice"

by Swimmer288 July 6, 2017

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Target Practice

When, during traditional doggy style sex, the male is about to produce semen, and pulls out. Then, with the female still bent over, he rests his penis on the top of her butt, letting it stay within the groove forming right above the actual butt crack. This should resemble a cannon. The male will then cum, going for distance. The farther, the better

“Yo, I heard you fucked Jessica yesterday.”
“Yeah fam. And when I was about to cum, I did some target practice.”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick”

by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019

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Target Practice

When having traditional doggy style, the male is about to cum, and pulls out, resting his dick on the crevice right above the buttcrack, so that it looks almost like a cannon. He then cums, shooting as far as he can.

“Yo I heard u fucked Jessica last night”
“Yeah dude. I even did a little bit of target practice”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick!”

by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019

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