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pickle poked

Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.
by Nick Danger Brother January 5, 2022
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Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.
His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.
by Racer XXX May 3, 2022
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You just got pooed on

A phrase which many school children will use when another pupil gets told off by they're teacher.
A boy throws a paper plane in class. The teacher sees him and tells him off... you would say to the boy... You just got pooed on
by Smileitsmonday June 18, 2012
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Obicham te poveche ot Boiko da pravi magistrali

If someone have said it to you it means that they really love you.
Hei sladi obicham te poveche ot boiko da pravi magistrali
by That2maGICAL May 26, 2019
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poverty jetset

Originally coined by Douglas Coupland, the poverty jetset are young people who manage to travel the world and live it up on very little money.
Tom and Jenn have been in the poverty jetset for years - even when they were in the Peace Corps, they still went Phucket and Singapore!
by SuzanneG January 17, 2008
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Pokedate

When two pokemon nerds go on a date, or when you avoid social environments to play pokemon.
"hey you going to homecoming?"
"Can't. I got a pokedate that night, My charazard is almost to level 100."
*slap!*
by Ethanyial September 5, 2010
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poned

a misspelled form of the misspelled word "pwned." usually said by 12 year old Jonas Brothers fans who are complete tools of the Jonas Brothers. Jonas Brothers also take credit for the creation of "poned" when really it was formed on the internet.
Sally: oh my god, you got poned
John: it's "pwned" you dumb fuck
by cashmere9969 May 28, 2008
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