Poopus

A alternate name for someone named Lucas

Hi poopus

Lucas is such a poopus

by anonymous May 8, 2022

PooLube

When you are constipated but intend on having intercourse you take a laxative to loosen your stool and lube your vaginia/anus for said intercourse.

Anna was constipated from her vegan diet and planned on getting lucky later so she decided to PooLube.

by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022

ponsuke

the sweetest seal that sticks out his tongue in the silliest way.

Rest in Peace Ponsuke. :P

by corndogslut69 May 30, 2023

Poonuck

When you get poo on your knuckles from fisting a black guy.

David: I can’t believe you gave me poonucks last night!
Raquis: Ayo my bad g

by Mr Phap November 7, 2023

You poonug

You poonug means that someone has done something stupid in a bad situation e.g you get stuck in a lift and one person shouts for help whilst the other goes “shut up you poonug”

“Why did you do that You poonug”

by YourPersonalDictionary101 November 28, 2019

Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.

I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!

by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020

Jailhouse Poos

When you are with other people in an enclosed place but you can not hold your poo any longer so you poo near them like an inmate would in a jail cell.

I couldn't wait any longer for the next rest stop so I had a bad case of the jailhouse poos in the car. Nobody talked to me for the rest of the trip.

by BlownerReceiver69 February 9, 2021