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You poonug 

You poonug means that someone has done something stupid in a bad situation e.g you get stuck in a lift and one person shouts for help whilst the other goes “shut up you poonug”
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Poonus Minimus 

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone
Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus
Poonus Minimus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Poonogger 

Piece of shit... can be used as an insult.
Shut up Poonogger!

You smell like a Poonogger!
Poonogger by Richard W EB November 26, 2010
An insult that can replace almost any swear word but still remain clean enough to not be considered one.
Mike: You're a fucking poongus
Dave: What the fuck is poongus?
Mike: Suck my poongus you poongus.
Poongus by QuikMaffs October 30, 2020
David asks Patty if she wants to poonge.

Ah man! You shoulda been there, I was poonging Nikki good, we both coulda poonged her if you didn't leave so early.
Poonge by Dirk Enblew November 17, 2006

Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone
David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus
Poonus Maximus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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