blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008

Sex and Popsicles

A phrase coined to express indifference to a given situation.

"Where do you want to eat?"

"I don't know... it's all sex and popsicles to me."

by Andrew Walters December 1, 2007

Russian Popsicle

When a woman performs oral on you after you have had sex with her while she is on her period.

I got Kelly to suck my russian popsicle.

by RevRob81 April 23, 2008

Ball Popsicle

A ball popsicle is when a female takes such joy in licking your testicles, they essentially emulate a popsicle.

The fine bitch made a ball popsicle out of my shit.

by Nino Bambino April 6, 2004

fudge popsicle

when a couple has anal sex and the man's (or the pitcher in a gay relationship) cock gets all shitty

"Too bad she was constipated last night"

"How come?"

"We had anal sex and I ended up getting a fudge popsicle"

by dfuygyuhvg,kjlh March 27, 2009

POPsicle

Step 1: Tupperware container by the bed
Step 2: Add semen bi-nightly (do not ejaculate any other time- keep your loads abundant and potent!)
Step 3: Rotate nights with your best bud
Step 4: Place a popsicle stick in the middle
Step 5: Freeze during the day
Remember: Make sure you don't get any on the stick!
Step 6: Once you've collected an abundant supply (the more the merrier!!), find a kinky female on a hot summer day
Step 7: Run the outside of the tupperware container in warm water
Step 8: Remove your POPsicle by the stick
Step 9: Donate your POPsicle to the luck lady and make sure she shares with her ladyparts!
Step 10: Take bets on who will be the daddy

Cumboxes are so lame, lets make a POPsicle instead!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

poopsickles

Poop meaning feces
sickles meaning curved: curved in shape like a sickle.
Therefore it is poop in a curved shape

Wow them are some BIG poopsickles!

by meliciousmadison February 13, 2009