plonde

(adj)(n) platinum or porn-star blonde; a bombshell.

Did you see Sandy's a plonde now? Yeah, she did it for her boyfriend.
I've got a soft spot for plonde chicks. I just can't help it. I always let them off speeding tickets.

by jersee February 26, 2011

most-podernism

Unintelligble post-modern literature.

The second article on Hermeneutic Dune Buggy Mechanics was a new incomprehsible low in the schizophrenic deserts of most-podernism.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

Ploes

Another word for please, often used in exclamtion.

"What, the, hell is that putrid creature mooching on that luxurious leather sofa with equally putrid offspring, in a village hall, with a womens aerobics class occuring in the background. PLOES EXPLAIN!"

by Nikells July 15, 2005

pooder faggot

one who is simply a vagina, weiner or a faggot, etc.

phil is a "pooder faggot"

by bodycream123 July 20, 2008

plude

a plude is basically a creeper/goon/dumbass who looks like an idiot in any social setting. it can also be an annoying person or just a general insult

get the fuck out of my face you fucking plude

by olivia and sasha December 28, 2005

plowed

getting fucked without a condom

i didn't realise you were so eager to get plowed

by gretallia May 9, 2011

Piping Plover

A winged avian piece of shit, which due to a its lack of survival skills has naturally selected itself straight onto the endangered species list. By doing so, a variety of extremist animal protection and conservation groups have ensured that anytime one of these fang bearing, disease carrying, good for nothing creatures decides to lay nest and make babies on a beach, that beach gets closed down to people for weeks and months on end, regardless of the beaches popularity. Luckily there are a few organizations such as PHUK Plovers, (of Cape Cod, MA) which are fighting the good fight against these piping pukes.

Piping Plovers taste like lobster. PHUK Plovers!

by CapeRoughRider June 26, 2010