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Pity Flex

When someone tries to make you feel bad for them by making the conversation a competition of who has the worst life.
Person 1: "damn I dropped my nachos. I hate my life"

Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."

Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"
by Bonebaby February 4, 2019
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Pity Titty

Anyone who is milking their old problems, with the intent of receiving pity from others.
Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.

Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.
by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022
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pity grand

1. The thousand dollars given to people on Wheel of Fortune who don't solve any puzzles.
2. Any reward, award, or recognition going to someone in a competition who has not actually earned it.
The boy who placed last in the competition got a "participant" trophy as his pity grand.
by gtricky May 12, 2014
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pity succ

when you suck some ugly dudes dick just so that he can say he achieved the succ before he dies
Xander- Give that nigga the pity succ before he dies
Abigale- You're so mean!!!11!!
by R Seater March 18, 2017
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pity clap

Supposedly encouraging applause, as for the last finisher in a race, that actually serves to make the recipient feel worse. By extension, any recognition received too late or after calling an achievement to someone's attention.
He knew that the cheap and meaningless "achievement certificate", given after thirty years of service, was nothing but a pity clap.
by podlet October 21, 2016
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Pity Sax

Gratuitous saxophone solo used to spice up an otherwise mediocre song.
"Oh dude, there is some major pity sax in Born to Run"

"Andy, check out the horrible pity sax in this song"

"Wow, that song was ever so slightly improved by that pity sax"
by Chrissy Redparson December 10, 2012
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Pity rejection

Getting rejected but the girl trys to make it a soft rejection and either try to stay friends or make the guy not mad/sad
by DepressedChair April 11, 2020
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