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Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.
"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010
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Off-Path Attack

A way in which a hacker gains physical and or digital access through the use of social-engineering; as opposed to an On-Path attack where an attacker sits between two devices to intercept communications.
Security was breached by the use of an off-path attack to gain physical access through use of social-engineered persuasion.
by Elliot "Mr. Robot" December 29, 2022
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Invisible Path

A Buddhist concept denoting the path a person needs to move on to reach Truth.
Urbanites today remain unhappy despite material success so look for the invisible path without even realizing it!
by Deepi Deep Inder April 9, 2009
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Feller of the path

A feller of the path means roadman in yapanese.
Oh good heavens, it's a feller of the path! I sure hope he doesn't defraud our belongings.
by ratherfancyfeller September 8, 2023
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Path

Path is an amazing person who will be there for you whenever you need him in that good days and the bad day also he has a weird asf name but he cute😏 also he is a keeper don’t forget his last name is Way 🤪🤩
Person 1:Wow do you see that cute boy that just passed my way

Person 2: yeah that is just path way🤩
by MarlonC June 4, 2020
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Freak-o-path

Someone who is a literally freak of every second of every day.
John - "Bro I just wanna eat somebody's booty out..."

Jeffrey - "Dude, you're a literal freak-o-path. Get help."
by Zeruel June 10, 2025
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path

The instigator had followed a similar path to power as Jim Jones, though she went with a more yoga/spiritual based branch (as female cult leaders often do), wheras Jim Jones went with a more openly religious/traditional religious based branch to his path to power (as male cult leaders often do). Each of them had the yoga gatherings or church gatherings as a way to connect their tentacles with/manipulate mass gatherings of people, people that were expected to lay there and let the cult leaders walk over them.
by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022
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