Alaskan parachute

The act of jumping out of a plane then cutting off ones scrotum, then using it as a parachute to land safely on the ground.

Man 1 - Hey man wanna hang out this weekend?
Man 2 - Yeah lets do this Alaskan parachute thing.
Man 1 - Sure!

by YouTubeRekakLive March 22, 2012

Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista

The title of the second volume in Kubo Tite's Bleach manga.

Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista features Kuchiki Rukia on the cover.

by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005

parablozza

a derogatory slang term for a paralegal, insinuating that the individual's work is comparable in worth to that of a prostitute. The phrase originated on rollonfriday, a popular website and messageboard for london lawyers

Vicky isn't a qualified lawyer, she's only a parablozza so give her some photocopying to do

by floater December 28, 2007

9x19mm Parabellum

The caliber used commonly for all handguns chambered for 9mm. The origins of the caliber are from Germany. This caliber was used in the nazi's Walther P38's.

Today 9x19mm Parabellum is used in all kinds of 9mm handguns, even various submachine guns.

"9mm is thee common name for this caliber."
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004

Parachute Game

A video game that is either broken, boring, pointless, or not well developed That is only played by mass media because of the delusional multiplayer aspect giving it a fake image of fun.

A term coined from the Rainbow Parachute activity that is popular in todays youth. An activity that had no point or value but only seemed fun because of the social gathering involved.

person1 : Hey man, You want to play some Dayz mod?!

Person2: Why? Its the first zombie game where you dont even need the zombies. you watch out for hackers and dicks while rolling around finding canned beans. You only play it cause its a parachute game.

Some other games include Minecraft, Apb:Reloaded, Runescape, World of Warcraft, Maple Story, (alot of mmo titles)

by Gamepsychology August 10, 2012

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman

Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."

by Brainiac42 October 9, 2008

Paracide

When you want/ask someone to kill you but not actually kill you

Person 1 - Urg...we have a test...kill me now
Person 2 - You're committing paracide

by Sweet Dreams November 21, 2013