pandemicrophone

Pandemicrophone - n. a socially distanced audio input device Alt.n. Audio input device designed for an Ailuropoda melanoleuca (aka: giant panda)

When the lonely musicians emerged from quarantine for their first paying gig in months, each one brought their favourite pandemicrophone so the spit from the drummer would not put them in hospital.

by You rReal Name June 14, 2020

Pandemic

Its a combination of a demisexual and pansexual person. These people do not have limits in sexual choice with regard to biological sex,race , gender, or gender identity but they require an emotional connection with the person in order to enjoy any sexual activities

Im a pandemic, so i need an emotional conncetion with you in order to enjoy making love

by ElLoko July 21, 2020

Pandemic phone

When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.

Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.

by Shankss9 August 1, 2020

Pandemically

To describe something that is huge, contagious and easy to spread across the world because it is so good.

Or
Due to the pandemic

I am pandemically blessed. My shipment has been pandemically delayed.

by Skye Quotes August 9, 2020

Pandemicats

Pandemicat -noun. A pandemicats are the kittens we adopt during a long world-wide health emergency to cheer us up as we remain housebound for endless months. Synonym-coronacats

The whole family has been uplifted since we adopted our pandemicats. Who needs to leave the house now?

by icyhot123 August 28, 2020

Pandemic itch

The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).

Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.

by HoneyDre September 16, 2020

Pandemic Brain

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.

A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain

by Yung Doink October 12, 2020