by Frank Yeck January 31, 2022
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hey jim, you need to pull your balls out of your purse and tell susan how bad you want to have rough, dirty sex with her.
hey jim, you need to pull your balls out of your purse and tell susan how bad you want to have rough, dirty sex with her.
by bring me the whorizon March 30, 2008
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Something a boss says to his or her employees when the employees have completed all of their tasks, and the boss has nothing to make them do.
Mike: You guys are just standing around.
William: We're done with everything.
Mike: Why don't you get a hand truck and pull some product out of the back.
William: We're done with everything.
Mike: Why don't you get a hand truck and pull some product out of the back.
by bmazz88 December 4, 2010
Get the Pull some product out of the back mug.Don't pull your tripe out for them, they wont respect you any more for it.
I pulled my tripe out in that yard today and what thanks do I get? No thanks!
I pulled my tripe out in that yard today and what thanks do I get? No thanks!
by Superawesomeman2 May 3, 2009
Get the Pull your tripe out mug.It means that the target is in a bad mood or in unnecessary distress, and you are implying this with the notion of them having a stick in their anal cavity, which, of course, is very painful and would definately cause a rather pissy mood. It's a way of telling them to STFU. However, this phrase is not recommended around people who constantly make Yo Mama jokes. A similar thing to say would be telling them this with the Sandy Vagina phrase.
Guy 1: Dude, I have so much damn homework I'm gonna tear someone's freakin eyes out! Aaarrgh! *throws nearby freshman out a window*
Guy 2: Dude pull the stick out of your ass!
Guy 2: Dude pull the stick out of your ass!
by FunnyLolMan June 29, 2009
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Get the pull the boat out of the basement mug.Something you say to someone when they need to stop procrastinating and/or willfully ignoring problems around them that need to be solved. When someone is willfully slacking off, this is a great term to use.
When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.
When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.
Mom: Jake, how's homework and school going?
Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap
Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?
Jake: No mom it's fine
Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!
Jake: FINE Mom!
Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap
Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?
Jake: No mom it's fine
Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!
Jake: FINE Mom!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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