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Squeaky Pedal

When you aren't wearing a condom, but need to pull out, and the bitch you're banging doesn't want you to jizz on her, you grab her shoe and dump your cum load in it. Afterwards, when she walks around, the moisture will cause her shoe to squeak, kind of like a squeaky pedal on a bike.
Kelly didn't want me to drop my goo on her chest last night, so I popped my shot right in her right sneaker and gave her the squeaky pedal. You should have heard that bitch walking around, sounded like an old bike. Guess that will teach her to take it on the tits.
by Dirty First Downer June 28, 2009
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Skinny Pedal

The "Skinny Pedal" is simply the foot-operated accelerator pedal in a motorized vehicle. Some folks call it the "gas pedal", as in "step on the gas!". In any event, the Skinny Pedal is the pedal that you depress with your foot, in a vehicle, to make said vehicle "go".

This term most commonly surfaces during stories told about lengthy trips accomplished at high rates of speed in minimal amounts of time...although it can be used to tell stories about anger-filled, short bursts of speed limit exceedance.
I was in a hurry to get there, so, the whole way, I was just STANDIN' ON THAT SKINNY PEDAL!!

That slow-ass was pissin' me off, so I cut over and just mashed that skinny pedal until he was in my rear view mirror.
by dearbrain November 20, 2009
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penalty box

the rear cargo area of an SUV or van that can hold extra passengers.

so named for being usually cramped and uncomfortable to ride in.
I'm glad Steve gave us a lift into town, even though we got stuck in the penalty box.
by Robbie November 14, 2004
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Portugese Gas Pedal

When one is having sex in the missionary position and then, right before you ejaculate, you pull out then stand up and stomp on your partner's vagina repeatedly. While stomping, you spunk all over her breasts and face. This is all accomplished in one, fluid motion.
My girlfriend was being a bitch last night at dinner, so I gave her a Portugese gas pedal as a punishment. That'll teach her!
by Flantari September 30, 2006
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rose petal

1. A part of a rose.

2. The term for a dainty little twat.
by laeiryn August 8, 2008
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penal sex

Dropping the soap in prison could initiate penal sex with inmates.
by Eternally His June 5, 2010
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penalty box

The act of cumming into a girl's panties, pulling them over her head, and punching her in the face.
Veronica was not very pleased with Brian, when after they had made sweet, sweet love, her put her in the penalty box.
by Champ San Diego July 24, 2006
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