Mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

it's not a phase mom

when a teen goes through a phase where they take on a different personality but proclaim that they will always be like that.

>mom- when is this emo phase of yours gunna end.?
>teen- OMG It's not a phase mom.

by TheDerpyChicken July 18, 2017

That's not a thing

Phrase used to denote frustration with or to dismiss a concept or notion that either

A.) Makes no sense
B.) Is not widely known
C.) Does not exist

Person 1: I heard you were sick, what do you have? Chicken pox? Measles? Armenian Bird Flu?
Person 2: Wha-? That's not a thing

Person 1: This new body lotion I have works by activating the fourth and third chakras
Person 2: That's not even a thing

by BlackMan646 February 5, 2010

Skateboarding is not a crime

The expression is NOT a reference to people critical of the subculture, nor was it EVER used as an excuse for any real crimes committed by people on skateboards. It was responding to the growing numbers of towns in the 90s ban skateboarding in public, despite the number of people who rode bikes, roller blades, and, oh yeah, drove CARS just as unsafely as skaters skateboard.

Skateboarding is not a crime, so take the stick out of your ass.

by Stillravenmad November 4, 2008

ITS NOT A MISTAKE✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨

Usually JellyBean fans with the JellyBean Minecraft pfp who spam the word on top of this description
Sometimes They get Bullied by People who Despise The word

JellyBean Fans: ITS NOT A MISTAKE✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨
commenter: fatherless figure

by YourNotSoDailyBoy February 25, 2022

I'm not a robot

the most time consuming question in your life for useless websites

you: another useless question in our sad lives
them: what is it?
you: oh its that "I'm not a robot " shit

by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018

shower not a grower

a guy with a big schlong, but it doesnt get any bigger once erect.

"when I got into bed with this guy his penis was big but once he was turned on it did not get any bigger, he was a shower not a grower"

by mepheld November 2, 2013