nelson county

The most ghetto part of va 😍
crackheads everywhere (even in the trash ass school)
wack ass school

bum ass people

“aye y’all wanna go down to Nelson County?”
“Hell nah , that nasty ass place”

by bank of the will June 4, 2019

willie nelson

An alternative term for weed, the wacky tobacky, the Hippie Lettuce, the non-stop THC commuter train to Stonerville: marijuana.

"...Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine."
The Tragically Hip, Bobcaygeon, Phantom Power (1998)

by Miles Murphy January 29, 2008

Judd Nelson

A member of the Brat Pack actors of the 1980s who rose to fame in the movies of John Hughes. Immortalised in Dogma by Jay of Jay And Silent Bob and later given a cameo in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.

Jay: Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh.

by Captain//Fantastic September 17, 2008

talee nelson

an asshole who only thinks of himself and is stubborn in every way,doesnt give a shit if he hurts as long as he's happy.only thinks of himself,and is very rude and mean.but you still love him.

talee nelson: i love you
me: i love you too
talee nelson: i hate you
me: wtf..

by rooanne March 30, 2009

sweaty nelson

When a particularly large man engages in sex with a unusually small woman and completely engulfs her in his body, while at the same time sweating profusely and making loud grunting noises. During the act of a Sweaty Nelson the man must constantly spill dip spit or intentionally put used chewing tobacco on the participant, it may even be used as a lubricant.

Bro I can't believe she left you what happened
I pulled the sweaty nelson

by Dr slippyfist January 15, 2014

Doing a Nelson

Being a complete and utter asshole to your lover and emotionally manipulating them.

I can't believe I found out you were Doing a Nelson that was really mean you harmed them significantly

by Marsotters November 13, 2020

Nelson Mandelson

A state of spirit when you leave a bar all fucked up.

Me:"How are you?"
Friend:"I'm Nelson Mandelson!"

by Mike El Nite December 6, 2021