Nard

A nerd who is the smartest one in the entire school.

The nard of our school is humble but gets bullied a lot. Luckily, he knows self-defense.

by TheSchoolBoy March 31, 2020

Nards

A pair of extremely humongous testicles

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."

by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022

nard

nickname for a cute cat

wow that cats so cute! i’m gonna name her nard!

by goldfishasff March 26, 2021

Nard

Someone who is a complete retard. And a narc too.

Dude, you're a fucking nard. I can't believe you told my mom that I was smoking that doobie.

by doobieboobie October 30, 2019

Nard

A term used typically to describe someone as a testicle. If someone calls you a nard, immediately slap that bitch, because when someone calls you a nard, they are trying to post up as the cool kids say along with their dumb squad of fuckboy baked vegetable looking asses.

Bill Cosby: "YOU NARD!"
Jerry Sandusky: "C'mon..... I barely touched that kid man.... why you gotta hate bro??"

by Succulent Eggroll On A Stick June 14, 2018

Nard-Cold

When it’s so cold that your balls have shrunk into nonexistence.

“Dude it’s freakin’ nard-cold out here, I couldn’t scratch my balls if I wanted to!”

by Beckster Flitt February 22, 2020

nard goblin

Tards who loves sucking balls (nards).

That bitch is such a nard goblin.

by Slygeekta December 30, 2015