When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.
by hanky hanks February 10, 2010
Get the Morning Showermug. Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.
Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.
by Jizzonface April 20, 2014
Get the frosty morningmug. Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.
No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.
After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.
After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Morning Trumpetmug. by ZMC25 February 26, 2011
Get the Morning Showermug. When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.
Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
Get the Idle morningmug. When someone weighs them self n the morning before eating so they think they weigh lighter than they are the rest of the day. Usually done to make oneself feel better about their body.
Stacy: *weighs herself* OMG! I'm losing so much weight!
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.
by Spam Happy August 29, 2009
Get the morning weightmug. I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.
by McGinty September 6, 2006
Get the morning thundermug.