Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.
No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.
After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.
After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
That moment when you wake up in the morning and it feels like your mouth has been drained of all wetness and turned into invisible cotton
by Urban Dictionarytist March 01, 2015
When someone weighs them self n the morning before eating so they think they weigh lighter than they are the rest of the day. Usually done to make oneself feel better about their body.
Stacy: *weighs herself* OMG! I'm losing so much weight!
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.
by Spam Happy August 29, 2009
Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.
Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.
by Jizzonface April 10, 2014
Waking up Looking extremely beat and exhausted. Wake up wearing different clothes than the ones you slept in. No energy to move body. Smell like Raging Hot Chicken, weed, fruit roll-ups, and ton dog
by Female7777777 October 01, 2019
by KegMonster May 26, 2019
I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.
by McGinty September 06, 2006